Equation part 1: Except for a couple of years of late high-school and early college exploration, I have been blonde for most of my life. I was born blonde, and was a towheaded child until my senior year. I went dark for three years, and am back to being fairly light-haired again.
Equation part 2: I am slightly neurotic in that I have to have things in a certain place and looking a certain way. I like my belongings to be neat and in a particular order. Anyone who has seen my closet, bookshelf, planner, or pencil bag can attest to this. It's normal.
Equation part 3: I tend to put myself in situations where I get stressed. I take too many credits and try to work too many hours a week virtually every semester of my life. Around midterms and finals, the stress starts to take a physical toll. Namely, I get cankers on my tongue and my hair falls out. I know. Super attractive. Come at me boys.
Equation part 4: Last year around Christmas I decided to redecorate my room. I now have a lovely black and white damask bedspread THAT SHOWS EVERY SINGLE FEATHER, PIECE OF LINT, OR SHED HAIR POSSIBLE. Particularly those towheaded hairs that fall out when I'm stressed.
Solution: In order to combat this problem, I have invested in a tool that awes me every time I use it: the lint roller. Go ahead, make fun. I could seriously write a love letter to the lint roller for all the times it's made my room look clean. Lint rollers are a girl's best friend.
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