Awesome and Awkward

I've seen people on a few blogs doing "Awesome and Awkward" posts, and I feel as if that sums up most of my life pretty accurately. So I thought I'd try one out. Here's my list of awesome and awkward things for this week.

Awesome:
-Getting accepted into the teaching program.
-An offer to potentially move to Virginia for the summer.
-Skyping Dan and Jaxson :)
-Chloe and I eating chips and salsa until we burst. "If you're not getting salsa all over your boobs you're not living your life correctly."
-Chloe and I going to Beehive and talking about people we hate for 2 hours and talking about the pros and cons of a fishbowl drink vs. a regular size drink. Only one of is an alcoholic (Chloe).
-Reading and watching everything I can find about Tina Fey and fangirling over her by myself.

Awkward:
-Tripping up the stairs on the bus and loudly yelling "Jesus!" in front of a girl holding her scriptures on her lap.
-Timing a pregnancy test for a friend in a Walmart bathroom, all while said friend talked loudly about spawning a child, oblivious to the fact that there were other people in the bathroom.
-Spending 15 minutes uncomfortably driving around Clock Tower Plaza with above-mentioned friend looking for the Planned Parenthood.
-Almost hitting a darkly-clothed pedestrian in a cross-walk and Chloe thinking a cop was flipping a U-turn to come follow us.
-Subsequently parking in a stranger's driveway with our lights off for five minutes to evade capture.
-Having a man on the bus with his stomach hanging 8 inches over his pants stand directly in front of me.
-Driving home with Chloe after Chili's avoiding sharp turns and abrupt stops so we don't blow chunks.
-Sitting in my car reading in the middle of a field while waiting for a tow truck after I went off the road.
-Getting pulled over by douchebag cop for going around a corner "too cautiously."
-My visiting teachers coming to my work in the middle of lunch rush to deliver brownies and a card. They asked for Kathryn. It was uncomfortable.

I feel like I could write an individual blog post about every single item above, but I have neither the time nor motivation. Maybe the Wal-mart bathroom one at a later date, because it's pretty effing hilarious.
What I'm getting at is that life is pretty great lately, even though the "awkward" situations far outweigh the "awesome." :)