Captain's Log.
October 27th, 9:16 pm.
Rough seas ahead. I have 3 more papers to write, including a MONSTER in the form of analyzing Titus Andronicus. What will I be doing instead? Driving drunk friends around and laughing at them. It's for the greater good, right? It's a win-win situation. I get to have a good time and get everything off my mind, and I'm keeping the road safe from these drunken hooligans.
Is there some kind of an award for this type of selflessness?
I nominate myself.
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