Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Buck Delinski

Buck is a man I work with. The best word I can think of to describe him is "character." You can say he's ridiculous, or that he's weird, but none of those do him justice. He's a character. A real piece of work. I just don't ever wanna forget him, so I'm writing about him now :)
Buck tells people he took Sharon Stone to his high school prom, and that they dated steadily. He talks non-stop about this chair he's going to buy. It's a recliner with a built in fridge for beer that vibrates. He talks about getting this chair and never leaving his trailer again. Most of us believe that might actually happen.
He wears a black wool shirt unbuttoned to the top of his stomach. And hes not a skinny guy. He's huge, actually. He wears black super baggy sweat pats, and a bandana around both his neck and his forehead.
He spends 20 bucks a day on lottery tickets, and is absolutely convinced he will win one day.
He has a Golds Gym membership, but only uses it for the whirlpool after his night shifts are over.
He really is nice....but incredibly lazy. He spends most of his time looking for a chair, and very little of it working.
That's about it....the description doesn't do him justice.

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