Mah roomies.

SHIT. Naturally, ever since I got my roommate list I've been creeping on them and trying to learn more about them. What I've learned is HORRIFYING. I honestly don't know if I'm going to be able to handle next year. All of them are incredibly Mormon and I just can't handle that again. I'll just do a little blurb about each of them and let you try and experience the ridiculousness.

Jenifer Richards, my room roommate.



I'm just frightened of her. She looks like Satan and has entire albums dedicated to her ugly dog. She also talks a whole lot about how she loves going to the temple.

Danyelle Calvert:



A-I REALLY dislike her first name. I know, it's irrational. But really.
B-I don't really know anything about her....her facebook is kind of boring.

Brittany Bigler:



-Rodeo queen. Strike one.

Morgan Adams:



She "lives for dance." She also loves disney channel and won't ever shut up about it. Is best friends with the roommate below her, Karlee. When put together, they're a deadly combination.

Karlee Brown



-LOVES david archuleta
-LOVES hannah montana
-LOVES disney channel
-LOVES everything.
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS RIDICULOUS OPTIMISM.